The prehistoric emo

Generic name: the prehistoric emo
Scientific name: vetus affectus misellus
behavior: this scene is very rare these days, as it has no major defence features. They tend to stick to them selves and as such are picked off by other, stronger scenes.
Grazing habits: The pre-emo is a hervivore as they feel that nothing should feel the pain that they feel, making them feel more "alone".
Prominent features: the pre-emo wears argyle sweaters, thick rimmed glasses and tight jeans (usually blue or white). The pre-emo also has natural hair, with out the hair dye or "one eye" cut, almost always in a bowl cut.
Usual habitat: the pre-emo's natural habitat was once the lush forests of the "library". Although the library still exists it has now been over logged and "replanted" with computers, causing the pre-emo to be driven from it's habitat. It can mow be found occasionally in small towns with a deficiency of wifi and/or computers or computer analogs.
Discoveror: it is unknown by whom the prehistoric emo was discovered. But it is thought that they were originally discovered by Christopher Columbus on his trip to America.
Other Important information: the pre-emo is very important to the sceneosystem as it is extremely important to keeping the argyle numbers down, with out the pre-emo the plant would soon consume all free land. And to think some people think that emos arn't important!

So untill next time,stay beautiful and if you ever see a prehistoric emo, help it, offer some "delicous" vegetables and some tight jeans(never black, it makes them feel less pathetic). Because, remember, no one likes wearing argyle THAT much! And if the prehistoric emi dissapears, that's all we're going to be wearing!